“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
THE END NOW OKAY BYE
but what about —
I SAID THE END
but i thought —
40 MINUTES OF CREDITS
oh mY GOD
"Am I kicked out of the fandom yet?"
Yes, yes you are. Pack your fucking bags, you’re gone.
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This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.
We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present:
“Oh that is just cruel.”
"Why did you make him wear a dress?"
"Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?"
"He’s going to hate you when he grows up."
"No way I’d let my son dress like a girl."
The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.
When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.
Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.
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I guess it’s a cultural thing..
the short list
not enough time ever to post all the things…..
damn. did that answer your question?
Right, because bad things only happen when white people are involved.
Mayans and Aztecs weren’t carving people’s hearts outs of their chests for the gods, they were doing it for white people.
The Mongols killing at least 30,000,000 people? Caused by white people.
Along with Mao and his death toll, also white.
Armenian genocide at the hands of the Turkish? Nope, at the hands of white people.
Japanese Empire raping, killing, and looting all over the Pacific? Caused by white people.
Native Americans being tribes of warrior societies who constantly fought each other? Not until white people came along
Iroquois tribes being imperialistic land grabbing machines of brutality? Nope, only white people can be imperialistic.
Yuan-Ming dynasty transition? White people.
Qing conquering of the Ming dynasty? White people.
Taiping Rebellion? White people.
An Lushan Rebellion? White people.
Congo wars? White people.
Somalian Civil War? White people.
Nigerian Civil War? White people
Rwanda? Caused by white people.
Nairobi Mall attack? White people.
Cambodian Genocide? White people
Benghali Genocide? White people.
Cops and soldiers abusing their power? All cops and soldiers are white people of course.
Hispanic man shooting a black man who was punching him in the face? White people.
The fucking ignorance and cognitive dissonance it must take to make this kind of post must cause some serious medical issues. Douche-baggary is not a trait solely found in white people, who historically, were actually pretty late to the game.
But it’s cool. You can all jerk each other off over how much you hate white people all you like, but you have to sit at the kiddie table with the Neo-Nazis, while the people who don’t see the world in shades of melanin ignore you and talk like adults.
^I ACTUALLY GOT TO MY FEET AND APPLAUDED THAT COMMENT.
fuck you op
I have a friend who when hugs people he just make those half assed hugs in wich he just puts his arms around you and the rest of the body away. Also when he says high five he just kind of lifts his hands and leaves it there without moving it and I just
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Dear shippers of Tumblr: I know the season’s over, but this sort of mistake just bugs the living hell out of me. In early prep for 2013, please take note.
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Preemptively reblogging. Please be botanically responsible this holiday shipping season. :-)